An imaginary conversation with El-P
“My special lady and I enjoy antiquing; what do you like to do with your girlfriend?”
“Well we like to make dirty south grit in your mouth rap albums with Killa fuckin’ Mike. You know, the kind of shit that makes you buy a car just so you can blow the speakers out. That real ‘make it clap while a bunch of dudes holding guns exhale smoke in slow motion in the video’ type music. Maybe you know it as ‘take out a loan at Manhattan Chase to make it rain at the Gold Club because the end of the world is coming and I’m not paranoid, that’s really a drone overhead’ type hip hop. But yeah, antiquing’s cool too.”
El-P and Em. P have the illest life
